Kids Say

Annie, "Does Abby have that crap on her head?"  (She meant cradle cap.)

Logan as I was cutting his hair, "I feel like my head is a hay field and a combine is cutting the hay."

Something I didn't want to hear:  Annie, "Close the door so that Mommy doesn't see."

Alex was stealing bites of my breakfast, "You sharing Mom!"  More like being robbed...

Logan, "My hair is as dry as noodles!"