I was encouraging Alex to use his spoon during a meal instead of just holding it and Logan piped up trying to make a joke, "He thinks it's just to cuddle with?"
Logan, "So acorns have peanuts in them for us to eat."
Annie's justification for being on the kitchen counter, "I'm not worried that I'm going to fall."
Annie, "What color hair do I have?" Me, "Blonde." Annie, "No, I have gray hair."
Logan, "Dad, I am not sad that you lost my balloon on our trip to Colorado. I'm not mad about that anymore." (This was 3 months afterward.)
Annie, "I like humongous food!"
Logan telling a story inspired by the fact that Jim had just eaten a spicy bite of jalapeno, "Have you ever heard of the witch pepper? Wanna hear what this pepper was called? The witch ghost pepper. Seriously Dad. This was really hot. He ate the whole pepper in one bite and his mouth was on fire and there were flames in his brain. And he told his parents that he needed to go to the hostipal so they took him to the hostipal." 'pause' "Do ghosts eat ghost peppers?" 'pause' "And that was a true story Mom."
Me, "I'm recording this bud."
Logan, "Why?"
Me, "For your posterity."
Logan, "What's posterity?
Me, "Your kids and grandkids."
Logan, "You're texting that to my
prosperity?!!"
Then a little later after we'd corrected his word, "Mom am I your posterity?"
Logan, "Mom, are you an Alli
son or an Alli
daughter?"
Logan was running around yelling, "Valitation!" When we asked him what it meant this was his reply, "It means you throw stuff in the air in a parade. And it means you throw stuff in the air at Christmas. We're pretending we're throwing stuff in the air that will make us remember Jesus' birth."
Being silly I said to Annie, "Bite the wall." Annie, "I can't." Me, "Why not?" Annie, "Because I don't have enough teeth!"
Logan, "Do you want to know how long I will love you? I will love you for 21 summers and 23 64 years."
Annie, "I'm a meal, but I'm a people meal." Logan, "I'm a loke. I'm a deer head fake deer. I'm a deer beside me. I'm a block chopper."
Logan, "You have to starve if you're hungry."
Logan, "I have an idea for when Joseph Smith is alive again. If he lives in a house that doesn't have lightbulbs, I will put some lightbulbs in so he won't have to use candles anymore."
I asked the kids what baby names they thought would be good and Logan had one that I thought was funny: Rainbow.
Logan, "Mom!! We just ate alfresco!" (He was using it correctly and was very excited to realize it.)
Logan, "I feel my blood! I feel my blood taking water to my brain!"