Beware the shock factor on some of these...
As we were getting in the car after having been at the YMCA, Annie informed me, "I'm not wearing underwear." ?!! (Thankfully she didn't tell anyone else that...)
Logan, "I couldn't wipe all that poop with the toilet paper so I used that towel and it worked!" Me, "What towel?" Logan suddenly looking guilty, "The one I could reach under the sink." (Meaning the hand towel.)
Logan, "I wish we were the Petersen's." Me, "Why?" Logan, "Because we would have six people in our family!"
Logan after saying something that made us laugh, "Don't text that to somebody." (He's totally caught on to how I keep track of the things they say.)
Logan, "I wish I was twins with Annie. I wish we were triplets. So we would all have the same birthday. Then we would be March March March all at the same time!"
Annie after sipping her smoothie, "I have a brain freeze in my tummy."
Logan was explaining to us that there are various types of ambulances (ambliances in his language). "The regular ambliance takes people with all kinds of sicknesses. The medical ambliance takes kids and babies that have swallowed metal or batteries. The really important ambliance takes mommies that are pregnant with babies. Then there's this other ambliance that takes the FBRSM. There's an ambliance that takes grownups that are really sick and hurt when there's a tornado and fire and they'are in their house...even kids and babies." (I'm dying to know what the FBRSM is, but he can't seem to tell me.)
Annie in her bedtime prayer, "...and please bless us to know what happened..." That's all she said, and left us all mystified.
Annie in a different bedtime prayer, "...and please bless the food. OH!! NOT bless the food..."
Then the next night, "...and please bless the food for tomorrow..."
Logan, "When regular hunters hunt chickens, does the bottom of the gun stab the chicken?"
Logan during a slumber party with Jim, "Dad, I was actually going to sleep down here by myself...because Annie is a terror."
One morning Logan called to me from his room. So I went in there and he said, "I'm going to tell you the truth. My throat feels like it is going to throw up."
Annie, "I don't like that smell!" Me, "What smell?" Annie pointing at her bottom and wrinkling her nose, "That smell. I put my fingers in there."
Annie, "I told my mom that I was going to throw up, but I was teasing."
We had our first request for an electronic devise recently. Annie, "I want a Kindle." *pause* "I have a little Kindle. It used to have papers in it. I still have the papers."
Logan laying on our bed for nap said, "It smells like Dad. Why does it smell like Dad?" Me, "Because you're laying on his pillow." Logan, "I don't like that smell."
Logan to me, "Your mom doesn't have a tv. *pause* Oh yes she does! But she mostly sleeps."
Some more baby names that the kids came up with before everything happened: Tinkerbell, Rapunzel, and Fleecy
Annie after waking up, "The whole thing of me is sweaty!"
Logan, "I'm the fastest runner I've ever seen! Watch my legs pump themselves!"
Logan, "Everytime I see a dump truck parked with its engine on, it drives me crazy."
Me to Logan, "When did you get so big?" Logan, "On August 31st."
Annie, "What if I poop in my underwear again?" Me, "You won't." Annie, "Why? Because Minnie Mouse will be sad?"
Logan, "If spinosaurs were chasing us we would have to kick our butt and run...a football run!"
Annie sharing her grievances to my mom on the phone, "I wanted Daddy to read the yittle duckling book. I thought he could, but apparently he could not!"
Logan, "Dad! My brain is bigger than yours!"
Annie's bedtime prayer, "...and please help us to sleep longer and to eat breakfast..."
Alex was being really cute copying Annie one day. She'd been saying, "On your mark, get set, go!" He over and over again was saying, "Set, go!"
The kids were playing hospital one day and I was their patient. Logan said I had carbon binoxide poisoning and it was under my tongue, but would come out if I threw up.
In preparation for bed I said to Annie, "Go potty." She replied, "I did!! I went potty at lunchtime!" Me, "That was a long time ago." Annie, "But it was today!!"
The kids were drawing pictures and Annie says, "I'm drawing Cami's underwear!" (She was referring to her aunt, who she was drawing as a baby.) Logan was working on pictures of Alex from when he was in the womb, "I'm making his umbilican cord!"
Logan, "Mom, am I sort of a scientist?" He was manipulating objects to see what was heaviest.
I also want to update Alex's talking progress. He definitely isn't following the same pattern as our other kids. He doesn't actually say very many words, but seems to understand more than other toddlers his age. We were thinking up the various words he does say, and were surprised to realize that he doesn't name any objects. In fact, his only nouns are, momma and aa-aa for Annie. Otherwise the things he says are: hey!, hi, whoa, okay, oh, uh-huh, uh-uh, I did that!, You okay?, Set go! He babbles a lot, with all the right expressions and expects us to understand him. So he's definitely trying to communicate verbally. That's all I can think of now. He might have a couple more, but it sure isn't a very large vocabulary. It cracks me up that he has three phrases already. I wonder if he's going to start talking in sentences one day instead of single words?
The best thing that any member of my family has said to me lately actually came from Jim, though. One night he informed me that living with me is like being in a cheesy musical where the characters suddenly burst into nonsensical song. I'm that character apparently. (All in good humor of course.)