We were low on milk so Annie
seriously suggested, "I think a robber has been coming when we're asleep and drinking our milk."
The conversation continued in a serious manner between the kids until Alex added, "I woke up and the robbers was going to fight me! So I hopped upstairs and I hopped into bed!"
Alex, "I hear Dad at work!" Me, "What's he doing?" Alex, "He's talking to himself." (FYI: Jim does NOT work at home.)
Alex, "I have wittle kisses for Abby while she still a baby."
Logan out of the blue, "Mom! My wrist is a saddle joint!" Me, "Where'd you learn that?" Logan, "Out of a book!" Of course...
Alex, "Is it 2 o'clock?" Me, "Not yet. What happens at 2 o'clock?" Alex, "My birthday!' Sadly, his birthday was still two weeks away, but his party really will be at 2 o'clock.
Alex randomly as he sunk to the floor, "I'm melting! I'm melting!"
Alex, "I like this kind of house. Yeah, because I like to walk everywhere in this house."
Alex in a public restroom, "Don't worry! The pee didn't get on my pants, just the floor." Then with a reassuring nod, "Somebody will clean it up."
While Alex was opening birthday presents Logan hopefully asked, "Does he have to share all his presents Mom?"