"Mom, I need to go potty!"
"Use the other bathroom!"
"Okay!"
A couple of minutes go by...
"Mom, the water in the toilet is BIG!"
Great. I'm in the middle of a shower, with an overflowing toilet in the OTHER bathroom (because three year olds around here only use reasonable amounts of TP when Mom IS watching), and a one-year old on the loose who is obsessed with water and toilets.
"Logan, leave that toilet alone, and keep Annie out of the bathroom until I can help you!"
Yeah right. I really didn't expect him to follow my instructions, but it was worth a shot right?
I frantically get dressed, and enter the other bathroom to discover Annie playing in the water. Logan had continued flushing until I got there, so the floor (and his underwear that he'd left on the floor) was wet as well. Now, the problem should have been solved here because I was finally on the scene, but there is a skill that I have tried to master my entire life and have completely failed: unplugging a toilet. I tried anyway, and managed to get more (gallons?) water all over that floor. (So glad I'd just scrubbed the floor...) I threw towels on the floor, and the next obvious step was to call my mom for a pep talk. She advised me on a different trick for unstopping a toilet, but I decided I wasn't brave enough to try it (I'd probably manage to get more gallons of water on the floor anyway). So now the bathroom is off limits until Jim gets home and rescues me. (Thank heavens for a second bathroom!)