Annie, "Will my eyes fall out and then I will have grown up eyes?"
Logan often says that his siblings do things "very maliciously".
Logan after a full night's rest, "I didn't get any sleep last night. I was tossing around in circles. My tummy, sides, back weren't comfortable...No I think actually I wasn't tossing around. But it was a bad night for me. I think I was thinking all night. I was thinking in a way that I couldn't sleep. I need to sleep all day. I'm not even going to play!"
Logan, "Mom I like your clothes. You are very very very pretty." I was wearing sweats, a ratty t-shirt, glasses, and a ponytail.
Annie, "My plan is to keep my pants on all day!"
Annie, "If we drink a lot that means we are a camel."
Annie when told she was sweet, "I'm not sweet! I don't taste good!!" "I'm not sweet on my skin." "Only my mouth is sweet."
Annie while my mom and brother were visiting, "I didn't wet the bed. I bet Uncle Joshy wet the bed."
Logan with LOTS of emphasis to me, "You are REALLY heavy! You look SO pretty!"
Logan, "When I'm a grown up I'm going to grow a beard that is longer than you and me and this house and then I'm going to shave it off!"
Logan, "When I'm a teenager I'll be longer. I'll have a bigger head!"
Logan, "Has World War Eleven happened?"
Annie, "Sometime can you bleach my hair yellow?"
Annie during church touched my armpit and in full voice asked twice, "Why is that wet?"
Logan, "I came running in a semi-circle to find you!"
Annie after showing us how hard she could blow her nose put the tissue back in the box. Jim, "Did you just put that back?" Annie, "It didn't have any boogers on it!"
Logan, "Dad! You have some white white white whiskers! Tons of them!"
We were having a serious family discussion about speaking to each other kindly and Jim asks, "So what is the most important thing you can do?" Logan without missing a beat pumps his fist and says, "Clean! Clean! Clean!"
Alex one morning and then later that same day had this interaction with me. Me, "Can I change your diaper?" Alex, "No! Dad!" Me, "You want Dad to change you?" Alex, "Uh huh." Me, "Can Mommy change you?" Alex, "No! Dad!" I promise I didn't teach him to say that.
Logan, "Have you ever heard of the water proof bugs? They are very very POISON! They jump on you and BITE you! Jumping spiders? NO THANK YOU!"
Annie, "Dad, you have black cheeks because they have lots of pokes."
Logan to me, "You look pretty even though you aren't wearing a dress. Every day I look at you and think you are so pretty."
Annie's friend came over while Annie was eating a bowl of cereal. Her friend took a look at her breakfast and asked, "What are you eating? Soup?"
10 years ago