Abby looking at the sunset, "It's pink and purple and blue! It makes my heart fixed!"
Me, "Put some clean underwear on." Abby, "But my brain isn't working!"
Abby, "Did Jesus say you could put mousse in my hair?"
I was nine months pregnant and we were standing in the grocery checkout. Alex looked at me and said, "You look a little bit pregnant."
The kids were asking Jim how his belt buckle broke off and Jim said, "I don't know. It just broke." To which Alex replied, "Maybe you just grew!"
Unnamed older child, "I've actually been changing my underwear lately." Pause. "I know I'm nasty." (Shocked mother moment.)
Abby looking at our wedding picture, "You're beautiful in this picture, but Dad's not beautiful. Only boy babies are beautiful." Then with an assuring nod, "Heavenly Father said that."
Me, "Go to your room; you're crying." Abby, "No, I'm WHINING!"
Abby whining about something small, "I don't want to do it anymore!" Me, "Oh brother." Abby, "I'm not a brother! Stop calling me a brother! That's only boys! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!!! BOYS!!!"
I sang 'You Are My Sunshine' to Abby. Her response was to sing her own thoughts back at me, "I want to keep you. If you die I will be sad. If you die I will be saaaaaaaad!"
Me, "Who taught your (church) class today?" Abby, "Lizzie's daddy." Me, "What did you do in class today?" Abby, "Eat marshmallows and fruit snacks. That's all."