I've been texting Jim whenever the kids say funny things lately, so I have quite the log of them in my phone. I thought I'd record some of them:
Logan, "If a pig was on a parachute I might need it for food. Then I might shoot it and eat it while I was on an airplane."
Annie praying, "Heavenly Father, thank you for Jesus, go swimming, Mommy go to Iowa, watch a movie. Oh! NOT watch a movie! Read stories, amen!"
Annie, "I fart too much."
Logan, "That sure is a big puddle of ice!"
Logan upon seeing a jet fly overhead, "I might have to fly one of those someday."
Logan, "I am driving a fimemf (cement) truck!"
Logan when I asked him to cuddle, "Once I am five I will want to cuddle with you again."
Annie when I was leaving for the temple, "Are you getting married again?"
Logan after falling off of his bike," Maybe when I am grown up and I have a bike with 9 wheels I won't fall. Then I will be safe. I am glad that Heavenly Father caught that (the bike crash). I bet my throat got hurt too. I bet some lunch would help it feel better."
Logan, "I think Heavenly Father is going to eat some fish for lunch." Then he wanted to know how Heavenly Father buys his food., and insisted that Jesus has a lot of food in heaven.
Logan when watching the snow fall, "Oh Mommy! Heavenly Father just was waving at me!"
Annie, "Where is Thomas the train?"
Me, "I don't know."
Annie, "He is in the scriptures."
Me, "No he's not."
Annie, " Oh! Thomas Monson is in the scriptures and Joseph Smith!"
Logan out of nowhere, "I'm not going to hit my kids when I'm a grown up (we don't hit our kids just in case you were worrying) because then I will go to prison. So I'm not going to hit or kick or bite them."
Annie, " That water bottle is making me more sick. I need to take a cold bath. That sick is in my throat."
Logan, "It hurts when I close my eyes in bed so they are just blinking. My mouth doesn't open in bed."
Logan, "I was trying to talk to Annie, but she wouldn't respond!"
Logan, "Are these shirts my options?"
Logan, "Goliath?! I thought he was coming swimming with us! But he's dead!"
I was having a serious discussion with Logan about being kind and he said, "I can see some hair in your nose."
Logan, " I put my eye against your eye and it's an eye kiss."
Logan came home with a balloon from a birthday party and he said, "Will you tie that to my dresser please? That way it will be decorated for Christmas."
Logan, " When I am a missionary I will teach you the Gospel. Then after I'm grown up and am a missionary, I will go to Iowa and teach Daddy the Gospel."