Is your living room too clean?
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Are you tired of looking at your beautiful carpets and furniture?
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OUR SPECIALISTS CAN HELP!
OUR SPECIALISTS CAN HELP!
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For a small fee, they will cover your carpet and dismantle your living room furniture in less that 30 min. GUARANTEED! There is also a 15 min. guarantee on small living areas.
Doorways ARE included. They will even dance and sing in costume
AT NO ADDITIONAL COST!
(Songs are limited to "I am a Lucky Boy" and "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam)
Call NOW for your FREE TRIAL!
*Our specialists will not be held liable for injuries sustained by teaching your toddlers to dive head-long off of your living room cushions.*
3 comments:
We definitely need to keep our kiddos apart... together they'd probably tear down the house entirely! :)
Hahahaha! Great advert!
This cracked me up. Thanks for the good laugh. And - even though we don't run in to eachother all that often - I wanted to let you know we're moving to Utah at the end of this month. It's finally time to move back closer to family again - so maybe I'll bump into you out there sometime :). Good luck keeping up with your little professionals :).
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