I've continued sending Jim text messages when the kids say funny things, and I'm loving having a log of it. Here are some recent ones:
Yesterday we were in a public restroom waiting for Logan to finish up, and a little old lady walked in. She stopped to say hello to Alex and Annie, and Annie looked up at her and asked, "Why are you old?"
Lately Logan's tummy has been sending him all sorts of signals. For example, "My tummy is growling for some sleep!" and, "My tummy told me that I need a cord to pull that train."
Logan wanted to know what was bothering me one day, so I explained that I was frustrated about laws that make it difficult to find maternity insurance (no, I'm not pregnant...just wanting to be prepared). I told him that there were bad men that make bad laws sometimes. So he told me that when he grows up he is going to fight the bad men. When I asked him how he'd fight them he said he'd yell at them. I told him that probably wouldn't work, so he then said he'd throw stones at them. Then he decided he'd talk to them, "We don't want you. We want to have our babies and have them grow up." In addition he would put bag clips on their fingers (?!) and do what Nephi did (although when questioned he didn't know what that was). Finally, he decided to take them to jail, "I will throw them in my police car and drive them to the policeman and say, 'Here are some bad men. They don't want us to have babies. We want to have babies.' Then I will consequence them." Look out bad men, Logan is going to grow up someday and teach you a lesson!
While I was fixing my hair the other day, Logan looked at me and said, "You're really old. Soon you'll die." Thanks, bud.
Logan when in a sweet mood said to me one day, "When I grow up and am ten years old I will get you some roses."
Logan, "Mom, the neck of my toe hurts!"
Logan looked at me as we were reading stories one day and said, "You look like a man-girl."
I told Annie that she is my cute princess and she responded with, "No! I'm your hot princess!"
The kids were watching snow fall and Logan said, "Heavenly Father and Jesus are doing it!" To which Annied added, "Yeah baby Jesus!"
Logan was contemplating the sizes of things one day and he said to me, "Mom, this city is a big as your head!"
Annie, "I need shoes!"
Me, "Why?"
Annie, "Because of the snow!"
Me, "Where are you going?"
Annie, "Not anywhere!"
Logan, "Sam just looked at me and thought I was a human! Is a human a people? Why? Because people are humans? All people are a child of God!"
Logan, "I will buy you a pink firetruck, Annie."
I always love how my children understand the English language. In Annie's mind a shirt and pants are clothes, but a shirt alone is just a 'cloh'.
Logan, "Can Heavenly Father and Jesus see our mac and cheese?"
Logan, "Personal space is usually like a bubble. My bubble has two ear holes in it."
Logan, "We're playing bank account!"
Logan, "Elisa is maybe 4 or 5 feet long." (He's talking about his aunt.)
Logan, "When I am a daddy and I have a wife I will want ten kids and I will always take care of them. When we move I will make an attic and put my old toys inside for someone else. And we'll take stuff down from there because I'll be big that time. And there will be a spaceship with claws that swims underwater. And when I am a grown up I will go to college and my wife will have a baby and she will nurse the baby. That's what is going to happen when I am a grownup. That's what is going to happen when I go to college."
The kids were pretending to get ready for bed, so they were also pretending to read scriptures. Logan said, "And it came to pass the Lord said..." and Annie repeated. They went back and forth like that for a while with a lot of scriptury sounding phrases.
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