Kids Say

Alex, "If we have to go to Zion I have a idea!  Lock all the doors!!  Then we won't have to leave all the stuff behind!"

Alex came in from playing outside, "I'm scared that pirates will come out of the woods!"  After reassuring him he asked, "Are monsters real?"  Again, I reassured him.  Then, "Is any bad stuff real?  Tigers?  Giraffes?"  After assuring him there were no tigers or giraffes in our yard, he decided it was safe to go back outside.

Alex was passing some awful gas, so I asked him if he needed to go potty.  Alex, "Those aren't poop farts...or pee."

I asked Alex how he is going to find a wife.  Alex, "By calling.  And if she says no, I'll find someone else to call."

Alex as we pulled into a parking spot, "I got dizzy from the way you were driving the car."

Logan with a cheerful face, "I'm mad enough I could eat tacks!"

Abby is starting to talk.  Some of her latest words are 'Sunbeam', 'cookie', 'Jesus', 'Daddy', 'baby', 'kitty', 'bottle', 'water', and 'poo poo'.

Alex, "My Holy Ghost has helped me figure out to go potty!"

Logan, "If Great Britain gets back our country, they will probably be surprised to see that it has more land than it used to!"

Alex was upset because Jim made him get dressed for church, "Dad broke my day!"  Then he didn't want to eat breakfast because he was mad, "My tummy is tired and my tummy is mad at Daddy too!"