I have a TON of updates which will hopefully be coming soon, but until then...
I had a hilarious conversation with Alex this morning all about the farm he is planning to have when he's grown up. First of all, he's planning to build an elevator in the barn and the chickens with ride in it to get where they live upstairs. Then he'll close their window when they sleep. This was getting good, so I started recording quotes.
"My barn will break and I will fix it cause I will glue it. And it will never break again cause I glued it!"
"I will get animal toys and chicken toys so they can play games with each other. 'Bok bok! Our house is breaking!' That's a game."
"And then we'll have all the doors off and all the animals will escape! But I caught them. And then I will put the chicken doors on first and then all the animal doors. But some chickens sneaked and I caught them!"
"I will live in the barn with the animals, and have kids for fun."
"Maybe just in case the animals squish it up, I'll have a house. Okay, Mom?"
"But we'll still sleep in the barn when it's bedtime and when it's raining."
"And then the house that we were building started breaking cause we were taping it! And then we learned something. When we're building something we should build it with GLUE! And then we finished it in two days."
"And then I got new animals cause the other ones got stealed by bad people who want to steal animals from barns."
"And the chickens get to live in the house, but only the first days." Me, "What about the poop?" Alex, "We have a birdcage so they could go potty."
Finally, he informed me that he will be called 'Farmer James'. HILARIOUS. I love this kid!
Alex, "My yo yo is a bird elevator. But right now they're eating in a bird feeder in the house. Someday could we make a birdcage so they could go potty? And make a birdfeeder so we could catch a bird?" Consequently, we DID make a birdfeeder today, but it was totally unconnected to the conversation.
Alex, "I have one grown up toe! ... Two I mean!!"
Alex, "Mom, I have more toes than you!" Me, "How many toes do you have?" Alex, "I have one more than you!"
Alex to Jim, "Would you brush your teeth? I will show you how."
Annie received a full length mirror for Christmas, but couldn't figure out what the long gift was beforehand. Just as she was about to open it, it must have dawned on her, but she didn't want to act like she knew, "I do love mirrors...just in case this is a mirror." Funny girl.
Alex was naming animals in a picture book when he came to a picture of a panda, but didn't know what it was. His confident guess: "Dog skunk."