Kids Say

Alex, "If we have an ax and the police come and put us in jail.  If we have the ax then we can escape!  But you hide the ax in your pocket!"

Alex, "I feel like I'm never going to be a grown up!  It feels like it's taking a long time!"  Further questioning revealed that his motivation to grow up is so he can buy a real boat.

Me, "Are you going to grow up to be like Dad?"  Alex, "No!  Because I'm going to be a farmer!"

Alex, "Mom, there are dragonflies in the bathroom and they can shoot out fire!  Really.  Cause I saw it in a book.  I'm scared!"

I told Alex he needed to eat a vegetable, so he hopefully asked, "Is cheese a vegetable?"