Kids Say

We were low on milk so Annie seriously suggested, "I think a robber has been coming when we're asleep and drinking our milk."
The conversation continued in a serious manner between the kids until Alex added, "I woke up and the robbers was going to fight me!  So I hopped upstairs and I hopped into bed!"

Alex, "I hear Dad at work!"  Me, "What's he doing?"  Alex, "He's talking to himself."  (FYI: Jim does NOT work at home.)

Alex, "I have wittle kisses for Abby while she still a baby."

Logan out of the blue, "Mom!  My wrist is a saddle joint!"  Me, "Where'd you learn that?"  Logan, "Out of a book!"  Of course...

Alex, "Is it 2 o'clock?"  Me, "Not yet.  What happens at 2 o'clock?"  Alex, "My birthday!'  Sadly, his birthday was still two weeks away, but his party really will be at 2 o'clock.

Alex randomly as he sunk to the floor, "I'm melting!  I'm melting!"

Alex, "I like this kind of house.  Yeah, because I like to walk everywhere in this house."

Alex in a public restroom, "Don't worry!  The pee didn't get on my pants, just the floor."  Then with a reassuring nod, "Somebody will clean it up."

While Alex was opening birthday presents Logan hopefully asked, "Does he have to share all his presents Mom?"