"Mom, I'm wearing some glasses that fit me."
"This is my clown nose."
"I'm a pirate!
"Mom, you're pretty. I have a pretty mommy!" *thoughtful pause* "What happens if you mix pretty and ugly?"
Brig randomly, "Don't build a tower to Jesus. Or a ladder. Or else He'll change your voice."
"You know what would break my little spirit? Kindergarten. Cause kindergarten is public school. That would break my little spirit."
(He overheard me talking in a homeschool meeting. I'd made the comment that I was grateful to homeschool him because he's such a busy talkative little boy and I didn't think he'd do well having to sit still and be quiet in a traditional classroom. Apparently, he's also good at eavesdropping! Oops!)